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Ivan Pictures

This is my buddy Ivan Dolovitch.   He was born in the summer of 1996. 

Ivan goes by several aliases:   CowKitty, Ivan the Terrible, Krazy Ivan, Evil Ivan Eater of Small Children, Baby Shmeck, Little Turdling.

Ivan's diet consists almost entirely of small children.

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A creature forever torn internally between good & evil.Diet Coke anyone?  Be prepared to pay the evil troll!So there, Human!Ivan and the mamaThe mindless killing machineThere is no danger here.  Ignore the harmless statue!This chair is taken.  Find some other place to sit, human.This sink is ocupado.  Feel free to shave in the toliet.incognitoWelcome to the throne room.Don't touch them!  They're EEEVILLLLLLL!

MeowMore on Ivan

I adopted Ivan at the Wisconsin Humane Society.  There was a litter of kittens and what appeared to be one miniature cow in one of the cages.  He was sitting peacefully in the back of the cage while the others rompped around.  I took him out, and walked around for half an hour with him perched contentedly on my shoulder.  When a couple of customers held him, Ivan stared at me and cried.  At the end of my shift, Ivan instructed me to take him home, where he was to become king and eat many small children.